League Tonight

A cartoon sports desk. For your fantasy league.

Your league, covered like it matters.

Two anchors who have actually read your rosters. A matchup preview every Thursday morning and a week recap every Tuesday morning, built from your league's real lineups and scores. Made for the group chat.

Get your league's showFirst week free

Then $5 a week for the whole league. ESPN, Sleeper and Yahoo leagues.

Season preview for an eight-team family league. 2:47, every fact from their real rosters.

Tonight's rundown

Connect your league once. From then on, two videos a week land before your group chat wakes up.

OnceConnect your league

Point us at your league

Paste your ESPN, Sleeper or Yahoo league link. Your league needs to be viewable to the public, which is one switch in the league settings and takes the commissioner a minute. We never ask for a fantasy password and never touch your account.

  • We read rosters, lineups, scores, standings and moves
  • Preseason preview the week you connect
Thursday morningMatchup preview

The preview

Every matchup this week, who is questionable and who is starting anyway, the star somebody left on the bench, and two bold predictions the desk will have to answer for on Tuesday.

  • 60 to 90 seconds, portrait, made for phones
  • One link the commissioner drops in the chat
Tuesday morningWeek recap

The recap

The scoreboard, the margin nobody will live down, the bench that outscored the lineup, the streak, the trade somebody should have vetoed. Every number from your league, none from anywhere else.

  • Playoff editions and a season wrap
  • Post it anywhere: Shorts, Reels, TikTok
Wren

Watt A Kingdom! Has no Watt. Not one. I looked under everything. We are reporting it.

Wren

Just Jaggin Off. Five Jacksonville Jaguars! Five. Is that... a lot? And Patrick Mahomes, on the bench.5 Jaguars

Dutch

Five. It is a lot. We counted twice.

Dutch

And no Dak! Battle Bus Bombers owns Dak Prescott! This league is a crime scene!

Wren

Is that... a thing? Big Dak Energy, with no Dak?

Dutch

It is now.

Wren

Sit Mahomes at your own risk. I will be checking!

Lines from the season preview above. Every team name, player and count is on that league's sheet.

Every joke names something on your sheet

No generic sports comedy. If the fact isn't in your league's data, the line doesn't get said.

Facts are checked before anything is said
Names, numbers, slots, injuries, owners and standings are verified against your league before the episode is made. A wrong fact stops the episode; it never ships with one.
Decisions get roasted. People don't.
Managers appear as their team name. Nobody is mocked for an injury, nobody's money is discussed, nobody swears.
It reads your league, not the NFL
A five-Jaguars roster, a star on the bench, a team named after a player it doesn't own. Your league's absurdities, taken as seriously as a playoff game.
The desk remembers
Thursday's bold predictions come back on Tuesday. The sign-off calls back the cold open. Receipts, read aloud.

The desk

Two anchors. Same desk every week, so your league gets a show, not a clip.

Dutch, a cartoon sports anchor in a blue suit, wide-eyed at the desk
DutchAnchor

A former local sportscaster who believes your eight-person family league is the most important thing happening in America tonight. Oversells everything. Never in on the joke.

Wren, a cartoon analyst in glasses and a purple blazer, mid-sentence at the desk
WrenRookie analyst

First season at the desk. Has read every roster three times and is delighted by all of it. Carries the facts, gets the last word, checks everything twice.

One price for the whole league

Two videos a week, every week of the season, for everyone in the league. The commissioner pays, or the league splits it.

First week free
$5per week
  • Thursday morning matchup preview and Tuesday morning week recap
  • Preseason preview, playoff editions and a season wrap included
  • Every episode for every manager in the league
  • Stop any week, no season commitment
Get your league's show

Billing starts when your league is invited from the waitlist. Nothing is charged while you wait.

Questions from the group chat

Which platforms work?

ESPN, Sleeper and Yahoo, all from launch. Join the waitlist and say which one your league uses; that decides who we invite first.

Do you need my fantasy password?

No, and we will never ask for it. We read only leagues that are set to be viewable by the public, straight from the league link. Sleeper leagues already are; on ESPN and Yahoo the commissioner flips one setting. Nothing about your account is stored, ever.

Our league is private. Can we still use it?

Only once it's public. That setting makes rosters and scores visible to anyone with the link, which most family and friend leagues are fine with, but it is your call. We don't offer a way around it because we don't want to hold anyone's login.

What if the show gets a fact wrong?

Every name, number, lineup slot and injury tag is checked against your league's data before the episode is produced. If a check fails, that episode does not go out. Facts are the one thing the desk is never funny about.

Is it mean?

It roasts decisions, never people. Managers appear only as their team name, injuries are never a punchline, and there is no gambling talk and no profanity. Family leagues are the first customers.

Who can see our episodes?

Whoever you send the link to. Episodes are not listed anywhere public. If your league wants to post them to Shorts, Reels or TikTok, they are portrait and ready.

Is this affiliated with the NFL or ESPN?

No. League Tonight is an independent cartoon show. It says team and player names; it never uses league or team logos.

Get your league's show

Leagues are invited in order as we bring platforms online. Tell us where your league lives and we will let you know when it's your turn. First week free.

One email when your league is up. No newsletter.